1. So.. I'm a smoker. I have been for too many years to count. (I had my 1st cigarette when I was in 6th grade and never really stopped afterwards.) I hate that when I'm standing in the designated smoking area, a non-smoker comes over and stands by me and starts that OBVIOUS fake cough/choke. Making comments about how they can't stand the smell.. do I REEALLLYY need to be doing that there.. blah blah blah. MOVE THEN FUCKER! I was here 1st AND this is the only spot I CAN smoke jackass.
OH! And what about the comments: 'You know smoking is bad for your health?' or "Smoking kills". REALLY ASSHAT?!?! I NEVER HEARD THAT BEFORE!!!! Gee.. I really wish someone would have told me that a long time ago.. or even written it on the box so I knew that every time I picked up my pack. OH WAIT!! IT IS ON THERE! Shut your cum catcher and leave me the hell alone douchebag.
2. We have a sign on our door that says NO SOLICITING. Thankfully, the people selling alarm systems have finally stopped coming by when they're met at the door by two 65lb Tervuren Shepherds and me with a gun. I think they got the picture. We're covered, thanks anyway.
However.. we need to modify our sign. It needs to also say "This includes religion". I cannot.. CANNOT stand Jahovah's witness, the mormons and any other religions knocking on my door wanting to convert me. Why is it that they expect you to stand there and listen to their shit, but when you try to talk to them about YOUR religion.. they don't want to hear it? OHHH you can knock on my door at 730am on a Sat. to vomit your beliefs into my groggy face, but I can't try to convert you!?
I so want to install a shocking door bell. You ring it? You get zapped. Leave me the fuck alone.
I will see you in hell..(since that's were you believe I will be going when I die) b/c there is no such thing as 'paradise' or 10,000 virgins or whatever.. in my religion. So.. noisy 730am knockers... if I'm going to hell SO. ARE. YOU. Save me a seat, order me a lemonaid and make sure I have enough cigarettes... I get cranky without them lol
Another thing that pisses me off is when they say.. "have you found Jesus?". 'Uhh.. I didn't know he was lost..' is always my reply.
3. Idiot drivers. I think Florida is the capitol of idiot drivers. You see me waiting patiently, with my blinker on, trying to change lanes.. yet you feel the need to drive like a mixture of Mario Andretti and Evel Knievel so that I can't come over. WTF?! Fine.. I'll wait and get in behind you. OH!! But now.. you drive 6 blocks, 15 miles UNDER the speed limit, with your fucking turn signal on b/c you can't figure out where the hell YOU need to turn. Get the hell outta my way jockstrap.
And those lovely people who just HAVE to merge into your lane in front of you, cutting you off, missing your bumper by only a flea's dick to stop at the red light you were arriving at. Thanks a lot cocksucker. My answer to that? I don't give the bastard 2 seconds to hit their gas pedal when it turns green. As soon as it does.. I'm laying on the horn.. HARD and for a long time like "let's go shithead! The light's green! WTF you waitin' for?!?!' as I throw my hands up in disgust.
Yes.. it's those little pleasures that make my day. :D
What about you?? What are some things that piss you off?
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I get the smoking thing, i started when i was 13, but i will say i now have a VERY hard time being around people that smoke, i ask my friends to "cut back" only while with me to make it easier for me. My fiance it doesn't bother because he never smoked, but i still want them. With that being said i would never be that rude in a smoking area. Funny how strangers are always the ones that have balls. I hope you have really good retorts. I would totally be like do YOU really need to be standing in MY smoking area harrassing me when you have the whole rest of the free air to breathe?
No soliciting should mean no bible thumpers either. I am relgious but i HATE the jehovah witness religion. I link it to a cult. Imagine if you went to the door with a gun to them? Ha ha, did you really do that? The cops would be at our door so fast up here if we did that & G has a FAC (meaning he can have them in his possession at home or hunting without bullets) but it is not a not a carrying permit. Thankfully we have not had any come to our new place.
From my understanding Chicago has you guys beat for idiot drivers. We are now renting a car when down there to get around disney easy so i hope these people are not stupid. Neither of us have the patience for that, i swear etc at them too lol.
I have already posted what pisses me off lmao. We r similar.
Yes.. I answer my door ALWAYS with a gun in my hand if I don't know the person. I sleep with a 9mm on my nightstand, a 9mm in my closet incase the nightstand 1.. for whatever reason I can't get to, and another 9mm on the other side of my bed (away from the door) incase I need to roll that way. No.. I'm not paranoid.. I'm prepared lol
Here we have the castle doctrine. I can, legally, answer the door with a gun. I can, legally shot someone who I perceive as a threat. Whether it's to myself or someone else... even if they don't have a gun.
I have a conceal carry permit. I can take it anywhere except schools, gov't buildings (banks included) and bars.. and I do most of the time. In the winter it's easier cus it's sweat shirt time so it's easier to hide. In the summer.. it's in my purse.
I am also an NRA pistol instructor (so is my dad). For 'training purposes' (haha) I need many different types of guns. We have a gun safe that has upwards of 20 handguns, a few rifles and shotguns. I also just recently took up the bow and arrow.. so now I have that too.
Again, we aren't paranoid.. we are ready for the unknown :D
The gun thing is a whole different ball game in the states. I was watching the news one day about it, how this professional couple went grocery shopping with hip holsters & no one batted an eyelash where here people would be screaming running for cover lol.
I would be prepared too, but i also would be scared someone could get to it before me.
With our native population having such stimulant issues unfortunately there would be a lot more murders (we are murder capital per pop in canada) than there are now. These are uneducated people who have made very poor choices.
In order to get a conceal permit you have to have a reason to feel threatened do you not?
Oh gee, of course it has to be "training purposes" lol. We do not have a gun safe, G does not keep his guns at home (he only has 3, one being a 1947 shotgun with more power than most 30 odd 6's, they leave bruises on the shoulders), he keeps them at his parents place, one day he may keep them here. We have an alarm that is set all the time when we are away & always at night so i think they would be safe in the garage but he may just keep them there until we move into the country. We will still have an alarm then because i do not trust anyone lol.
I am getting another keyfob monday because it is so hard to set the alarm before getting out the door with bear & it has a panic button that automatically phones the police, where my car alarm one is just loud. My house one is as loud as a tornado warning alarm outside.
These days you always have to be prepared. I am not super paranoid (but i hate the dark when by myself, because of creeps & refuse to walk outside when it is dark) but my front door is set to automatically go off because it leads to our bedrooms. Same thing just different 'weapons" or means of protection.
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